Whose flu is it, anyway?
Jews and Muslims are offended by the name "swine flu," and prefer the spreading pandemic be called "Mexican flu." Mexicans counter that name offends them, and prefer "North American flu."
I vote for "Open Borders Fever."
posted by Old Rebel @ Wednesday, April 29, 2009
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How about Diversity Distemper?
We prefer H1 N1 or norovirus.
Diversity Distemper is a good one.
Multicult malady?
Neocon nausea?
Internationalist illness?
How about the Morris Dees-ease?
Howse about the ..El PassON?
How about:
Con-federacy-stipation?
Southern Shits?
Paleo Puke?
Honest Abe's Revenge?
Michael (Hill and Tuggle) Malaise?
Cracker Crud?
Trailer Park Tremors?
Hillbilly Heaves?
Texas Toast?
And just to be fair to both sides:
Yankee Yucks?
Anonymous,
Well-written, on-the-mark, lefty satire is truly enjoyable.
Maybe we'll get some on this post if we wait long enough...
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