Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

The usual naysayers warn of hidden dangers, but the experts agree this is a good thing, so it must be ok to have giant crabs working for us. They're going to be a great help on construction projects, and will boost our economy. The only debate is how much they'll benefit America. After all, what could possibly go wrong?


Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
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