Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The worst Neocon article ever

Here's a nearly unreadable but comically revealing piece about Neoconservative foreign policy — and thought, such as it is. It's entitled, "Does One Right Make a Realist?" A better title would've been "Do two Neocons make a right?" It combines leaden academic prose with jingoistic puffery -- with a big, slimy dose of Lincolnian messianism thrown in. For those of you with the stomach for it, I have extracted this representative sample so as to spare you the misery of having to digest the whole thing. See if you've ever encountered a more self-congratulatory, delusional screed in your life:

Their stress on American values emerges from a deep sense of national pride that in its more exuberant form translates into a feeling of moral superiority in international affairs. Neoconservatives refuse to separate the pursuit of American self-interest and those of the greater international good, arguing that serving America’s cause is the world’s cause. They are not idealists or realists, but nationalists. ...

Neoconservatism is not a nationalism of the soil as is the case with American isolationism or other nationalisms across the globe. Rather, it is based on the superiority of American ideals and values, a universal nationalism. As a result, even more than others, American nationalism has a strong moral component that distinguishes it sharply from the amorality of realism.

"Universal nationalism"? Isn't that kinda like slutty virginity?

Seriously, when will Neocons get their heads out of their endless theories and wake up to the fact that they've crippled not only Iraq and Afghanistan, but the US economy and military?

Now let's see -- we've lost over 4,100 men, thousands of amputees will require a lifetime of public assistance, we've wrecked countless American families, over 2 million Iraqis are now refugeed, at least 50,000 killed, we're over a half-trillion (and counting) in debt to Japan and Red China to pay for the war, and the end result is that Iran now controls Iraq. Then there's the great leap in government power over our lives you can expect from any war, though this one, having normalized warrantless citizen surveillance, is probably the worst yet for our liberties.

And the chief cheerleaders for invasion, Bush and Amnesty McCain, oppose the timetable for withdrawal the Iraqis insist on. That's a victory?

The actual results of the Neocon globalist agenda has failed to advance either "American self-interest" or the "greater international good." In fact, they've done long-lasting harm to both. There's some "realism" for you.

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11 Comments:

At July 15, 2008 3:57 PM , Blogger Harold Thomas said...

But, aside from all that, the Neocons are the greatest thing since sliced bread. [/sarcasm]

Harold

 
At July 15, 2008 4:00 PM , Blogger Michael Tuggle said...

harold thomas,

Actually, they'd agree with you. Still. Despite all they've done to their victims.

 
At July 15, 2008 4:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have never understood what people meant by "neocons" as opposed to everyday conservatives. This site has cleared that up for me. Thanks.

possum

 
At July 15, 2008 4:48 PM , Blogger damoncrowe said...

Neo = new
Con = liar, scoundrel, one who uses his power to enslave and confiscate others' properties while pretending to be sent by Jesus to us as a blessing.

 
At July 15, 2008 5:11 PM , Blogger Michael Hill said...

Wow! Talk about hubris . . . These folks don't have a clue. Do they live in the same world as the rest of us?

 
At July 15, 2008 6:11 PM , Anonymous Rex Osborne said...

These Neocons, mostly former(?)devotees of Trotsky, seem to be somewhat like the old followers of Timothy Leary. Their past indulgences must have left their brains permanently scorched.

The difference is that a brain fried on LSD, while no good, is relatively harmless. On the other hand, a brain overcooked in the stewpot of Marxian pseudo-thought can be a hazard to humanity when it suffers its own psychedelic flashbacks and delusions of ruling the world.

 
At July 15, 2008 10:46 PM , Blogger Michael Tuggle said...

possum,

Glad to help. Thanks for stopping by.

 
At July 15, 2008 10:46 PM , Blogger Michael Tuggle said...

damoncrowe,

I like that, and might just have to borrow that definition.

 
At July 15, 2008 10:47 PM , Blogger Michael Tuggle said...

michael hill,

They live in the Mount Olympus section of the District of Corruption.

 
At July 15, 2008 10:48 PM , Blogger Michael Tuggle said...

rex osborne,

I could forgive them if their wacky and harmful beliefs came from a bad acid trip. However, I think it's what Michael Hill decided -- hubris, plain ol' human pride gone wild.

 
At July 16, 2008 8:23 PM , Blogger damoncrowe said...

Mike,

I am thinking about copywriting it! It sorta' fits considering that Lincoln is the "father" of the Republican Party.

About once every 32 years I say something clever on a whim. Use as you desire.

 

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