Heidi Beirich: There will be blog
Empress Heidi Beirich, Über-Director of the Southern Poverty Law Center's Department of Dissident Surveillance, Intimidation, and Entrapment, and Defender of the Faith of Political Correctness, has determined the League of the South blog is "unsuitable for tolerant persons." Her Most Tolerant Majesty, pictured above, cited the blog's disrespectful attitudes toward diversity, equality, and righteous fund raising as the reasons for condemning it.
Empress Beirich released this message to her obedient subjects:
"Most distressing is the Rebellion blog's calling into question Our elevated and noble purposes. To imply that We are motivated by greed, and the secret desire to shill for big government and multinational corporations is quite distressing, and must stop.
We are therefore instructing Our subjects to cease reading this loathsome Internet heresy. Every day, the Rebellion blog agitates against big government, war, illegal immigration, and social reengineering. What would this country be like if these people had their way? For one thing, We would have to find honest work. I shudder, and feel faint at the thought.
We will speak no more of this."
posted by Michael Tuggle @ Tuesday, July 22, 2008
15 Comments
15 Comments:
"What would this country be like if these people had their way? For one thing, We would have to find honest work. I shudder, and feel faint at the thought."
That right there clearly shows flaws with SPLC thinking. One time I was reading on their site "hate groups" in which mostly neo-Nazi organizations were listed, however what the hell are neo-Confederate groups doing there?
There's one thing LS and other groups are working to achieve: separate Southern republic. Anything hateful with wanting out of Federal corruption? Not really.
Have said it before and'll say it again: it's time for change!
I do not see her point on Rebellion Blog. The way she was talking it seemed RB was a publication promoting anarchy and hate.
...trust me I've seen hate blogs and all of which are far from what content is being published here.
Why don't the SPLC just leave you alone? Honestly. Heidi apparently supports Federal lies and corruption that leads to America's current state.
People need these blogs to know the OTHER side of a story, other wise they would be living under lies and corrupt leadership.
Sort of like now, but at least we're aware of what's going on and groups exist to change all that fortunately.
It's a spoof, man. Just a joke.
Country Earl
God Save The Queen!
S. Jones
I thought so Country Earl, but wasn't sure. Should have been since no source was added, haha.
In all seriousness it would be something the SPLC would say, eh?
A salute to you, oh enemy of the state! Congratulations on a job well done.
I was quite unaware that this Royal Person had been elevated to the rank of Empress. For some reason I thought she was still only a princess, and had been referring to her as "Her Royal Hindness, Princess Heidi." Quite a faux pas on my part. Her Most Tolerant Majesty would not have been amused if she had gotten word of my crass ignorance.
Being a mere commoner of no rank, I hesitate to speak what is in my heart, but speak it I must: Her Most Tolerant Majesty's new royal garmets encompass her corpulence in a hauntingly fetching manner.
Long live the Empress!
I call it a I see it..
THE DUCHESS OF DIVESTITY!
As Chicago's song sez
Singin' Heidi Heid Heid Heidi
'HO OH!
Silly Heidi , Trix are for kids!
Not 'Hos like yo!
sean scallon,
Thanks, Sean! Seems like I have a lot of company these days.
rex osborne said:
"I was quite unaware that this Royal Person had been elevated to the rank of Empress."
Yes, Mo had to compensate for Mark Potok's bigger salary for less work.
rex osborne said:
"Her Most Tolerant Majesty's new royal garmets encompass her corpulence in a hauntingly fetching manner."
They do, don't they? Many people pay attention when Heidi issues a press release. She clearly carries a lot of weight.
Good spoof.
jimmy l. shirley,
Thanks, jimmy!
But honestly, the SPLC is so blindly arrogant and self-important, they're easy to lampoon.
Fish in a barrel.
Stop by again soon!
Yesterday the phone rang at the Southern Legal Resource Center and it was a sweet young thing who introduced herself as clerk for a circuit judge in Florida who is apparently the head of the local bar association.
"Can you conect me with your speakers' bureau?" She said. "Im trying to reach Mr. Dees ... "
"Do tell," I said. Then, because she sounded cute and innocent, I took pity on her confusion. "Mr. Dees is head of the Southern Poverty Law Center," I said. "You've reached the Southern Legal Resource Center, which is pretty much at the opposite end of the political spetrum from those other folks. Nevertheless," I added, "we've got a speaker's bureau, too, and we'd love to come talk to your Bar Association. We could even talk about the SPLC."
"Ooh, I'm sorry," said the Sweet Young Thing. "Well,um, difference of opinion is a healthy thing, isn't it? I mean ... um ... you wouldn't happen to know their number, would you?"
"As a matter of fact, I've got it right here," I said. I gave it to her. "Don't count on finding Mr. Dees in the office this afternoon, though, " I said. "He's probably either playing golf or out on his yacht, the Poverty Princess. You need to ask for Ms. Hedi Beirich. B-e-i-r-i-c-h. She'll be glad to help you."
"Ooh, thanks, you're the best," said SYT.
"Not at all," I said. "Just tell Ms. Beirich you talked to me, and that the SLRC will expect a cut of Mr. Dees' substantial speaker honoriarium. Will you be sure and do that?"
"I sure will," she said.
As Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up.
Roger McCredie
Roger, you've made my day. That's absolutely priceless!
roger,
Ha! It makes my day, too. I've put it on the main page to make it a little more prominent. This is too good to hide!
Too funny!!!
Mark Chapman
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