The SPLC is hiring!

Times are tough in almost-post-Bush, almost-Obama America. But these are good times for the Southern Poverty Law Center, what with all those Southern streets filled with neo-Nazis and hate groups sprouting up like dandelions, and nothing to stop them from taking over except for folks like Heidi Beirich and Mark Potok.

But just as the Lone Ranger had his Tonto, they, too, need assistance in their heroic endeavors. Right now, they're looking for a Researcher/Paralegal to perform special -- research -- and paralegal stuff. Obviously, the ideal applicant will have to swallow believe the SPLC view of the South. So, if you decide to apply, you'll need to review this link for helpful interview tips -- like this typical Q & A:

Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Do you have what it takes to work for the SPLC?