Competing for the La Raza vote

This is SO exciting! Who'll win the race to become Coyote-in-Chief? Both top candidates strutted their Open Border credentials before the National Council of "La Raza" (translation: It's a small world after all). The sparring quickly turned into a contest of "Who can do the best job of ignoring what the Anglos want?" With two highly qualified and motivated contenders, it's no wonder that things got a little testy:

Obama took aim at McCain when he addressed the same group in San Diego on Sunday, saying he had admired McCain for bucking his party and pushing for the legislation, but that eventually McCain "abandoned his courageous stance, and said that he wouldn't even support his own legislation if it came up for a vote."

McCain said he wanted to correct the record. He said he had supported the immigration legislation even though his critics said it would be "political suicide."

"I took my lumps for it without complaint. My campaign was written off as a lost cause. I did so not just because I believed it was the right thing to do for Hispanic Americans. It was the right thing to do for all Americans. Sen. Obama declined to cast some of those tough votes," McCain said.

See, no matter what the majority of native-born Americans want, both Obama and McCain know what's best for us. And you'd better believe they're gonna give it to us good once they have the chance.