But did he muss his hair?

Oh, please be true, please be true, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! From Fox News:

A hotel security guard told FOXNews.com he intervened this week between a man he identified as former Sen. John Edwards and tabloid reporters who chased down the former presidential hopeful after what they're calling a rendezvous with his mistress and love child.

The Beverly Hilton Hotel guard said he encountered a shaken and ashen-faced Edwards — whom he did not immediately recognize — in a hotel men's room early Tuesday morning in a literal tug-of-war with reporters on the other side of the door.

"What are they saying about me?" the guard said Edwards asked.

"His face just went totally white," the guard said, when Edwards was told the reporters were shouting out questions about Edwards and Rielle Hunter, a woman the National Enquirer says is the mother of his child.

Ok, I've always made fun of National Enquirer and all the other tabloids, but if it's true this pompous, phony, multicult Pretty Boy has been caught with his pants down, I will start believing in Bat-Boy and Space Aliens for Clinton.


Can you imagine the hell John's catching from Elizabeth? How sweet it is!