The coming crash

Smell that? It's the smell of fear -- and it seems to be coming from the Stupid Party:

A third-straight special election defeat in as many months left congressional Republicans reeling Wednesday, seriously concerned about what the November elections have in store for their party.

House Minority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, called the defeat a "wakeup call."

"We have to show Americans that we can fix the problems here in Washington and fix the problems that they deal with every day," Boehner said.

But Congressman, DC is the SOURCE of nearly all of our problems. A wrecked economy, instability in the Middle East jacking up the price of gas, a crime wave fueled by illegal immigration -- so why do you think we look to you to fix ANYTHING?

Here's the latest Republican bellyflop that's got them worried:

Democrat Travis Childers defeated Republican Greg Davis on Tuesday in a Mississippi district that hasn't voted Democratic in more than 15 years, one where George W. Bush defeated John Kerry by 25 points in 2004.

It was a result that even Republicans admit is ominous sign of what could happen in the fall.

And they can't say they didn't give it everything they have -- including a visit from Mr. Sunshine himself, "Deadeye" Darth Cheney:

Republicans and conservative independent groups pulled out all the stops to defend the seat, pouring upwards of $2 million into the contest and dispatching party heavyweights there in the final days to drum up support, including Vice President Dick Cheney.

The American people are sickened by both sorry excuses for political parties. But there is a bright side -- with the choices narrowed down between two Open Borders globalists, the Evil Party and Stupid Party are making the idea of secession look better EVERY DAY. So, thanks, fellas -- we couldn't buy better spokesmen than you to make our case.