UN Issues Apology To Neanderthals

This fits in nicely with today's blog:

NEW YORK, NY - The United Nations today passed a resolution apologizing on behalf of the human race to Neanderthal man, for "egregious and shameful" treatment in the past. Anthropologists have known for years that modern man disenfranchised Neanderthals from ancient society to the extent that they caused their extinction. New evidence suggests that Neanderthals resorted to cannibalism in an effort to survive, a horrific revelation that prompted the U.N. to take action.